On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

Let us pick up our books and our pens, they are the most powerful weapons.

I believe in life.

I feel a recipe is only a theme which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation.

Politics is the science of how who gets what when and why.

There is as yet no liberty if the power of judging be not separated from legislative power and the executrix

The boss depends on authority; the leader on goodwill.

The surest way to get what you need is to communicate.

Jesus has very clearly said in the gospel. "Whatever you do, do to the least of my brethren." Clear? That was the work of Jesus.

There is no mystery whatever - only inability to perceive the obvious.

Value is the most invincible and impalpable of ghosts, and comes and goes unthought of, while the visible and dense matter remains as it was.