On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Men spend their time in following a ball or a hare it is the pleasure even of kings.

The disciplined Christian will be very careful what sort of counsel he seeks from others. Counsel that contradicts the written Word is ungodly counsel. Blessed is the man that walketh not in that.

I gave a very dear friend of mine my humanitarian award. Because you don't need an award to be, or not be, a humanitarian.

Childhood is measured out by sounds and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows.

We are not born, we do not live for ourselves alone; our country, our friends, have a share in us.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Roughly speaking, this hypothesis asks whether drug use causes some of the diseases officially associated with AIDS, such as immunodeficiency and Kaposi's sarcoma.

I don't think LeBron will win 5 rings, it's gonna be hard for him to catch up to Kobe.

All men are created equal.

The way to get on in the world is to be neither more nor less wise, neither better nor worse than your neighbours.