Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

Destiny smells of dust and the libraries of the night.

I am fierce for work. Without work I am nothing.

The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation.

Tribulations cannot cease until God either sees us remade or sees that our remaking is now hopeless.

History is the zoology of the human race.

Life is not so much defined by the external situation as it is by the internal one.

In this world, I call the shots and I think I know best.

Hip-hop is such a wide statement of culture that everyone is not the same, and it's impossible to put it into one box.

When someone transitions you should refer to them by their new name both in the present and with references back in time.

Beware as you get the octopus on board. Suddenly he relaxes his grasp, and shhots out a jet of ink, which smarts considerably.