Once I saw a chimpanzee gaze at a particularly beautiful sunset for a full 15 minutes, watching the changing colors [and then] retire to the forest without picking a pawpaw for supper.

Just as we are, we come to Christ Jesus, He will change us to his image.

Nothing but your choices define your true intelligence.

Can you smell his sweat? That peculiar goatish odor is trans-3-methyl-2 hexenoic acid. Remember it, it's the smell of schizophrenia.

I just want to be with you. You're my home. My heart. I love you.

I think we're much smarter than we were. Everybody knows that abstract art can be art, and most people know that they may not like it, even if they understand there's another purpose to it.

After I die, I shall return to earth as a gatekeeper of a bordello and I won't let any of you enter.

I've never gotten over high school, to the extent that I'm still a little surprised that my friends want to hang out with me.

The light of a whole life dies When love is gone.

Cheer up: You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope.

Just as storms change the landscape of the earth, our hardships change the landscape of the heart.