Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business.

My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.

If you just did what you wanted to do, and didn't care what anyone thought, you'd be Autistic.

I stood there on the corner of the street, I held on to your hand, I looked into your eyes, And all you responded with was, "move on

My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost.

I still want to return home whenever I get a chance.

People understand that the economy is rigged. They're working longer hours for low wages. All new income and wealth, almost all, is going to the people on top.

Don't assume I'm dumb because I wear a suit and tie.

I like museums in Berlin a lot, especially in the eastern part. They're extraordinarily good.

Literature is born when something in life goes slightly adrift.

What our eyes behold may well be the text of life but one's meditations on the text and the disclosures of these meditations are no less a part of the structure of reality.