Once I started to look i finally began to see.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Don’t reject something just because it seems strange. It’s comfort that will kill you in the end.

Even in the fiercest battles the Butterflies and Bee's still kiss the flowers.

Study in direction of your field and find maximum amount of information about it, read all possible information concerning it

You make me feel like a firefly. Trapped in a belljar

One of the most important concepts of revealed religion is that of a sacred covenant.

Our strategy in going after this army is very simple. First we are going to cut it off, and then we are going to kill it.

Anaximander used to assert that the primary cause of all things was the Infinite,-not defining exactly whether he meant air or water or anything else.

If I could do one thing over I'd have been nicer to my parents.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

When you think about it, we're strapping strange planks of wood to our feet and launching off of giant snow walls. It's pretty intense.