Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.

Chase your stars fool, life is short.

Counsel involving right and wrong should never be sought from a man who does not say his prayers.

I'm one of the few DJs who uses turntables. I'm the only DJ that's scratching.

A wise man can and should stand above his times, not so the poet, but he should be their apex.

I left school at 17 and was a star by the time I was 18 - in certain parts of the world anyway.

I have a film called 'A Lonely Place For Dying,' which is the most watched film on the Internet, over 3 million hits, more than any of Hollywood's films.

He who prorogues the honesty of today till to-morrow will probably prorogue his to-morrows to eternity.

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.

What are the origins of dressage? Did just, one day, some young horse say to his dad, 'Dad, I don't want to charge into battle...I just wanna dance'?