Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

She's not quite making sense, but no one does all the time.

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?

To be an actor you need four things: energy, concentration, a lot of luck and, of course, good roles.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

Boxing is the sport to which all other sports aspire.

We need a strategy to destroy ISIS there. You can't do that without the cooperation of the Muslim world because they're as threatened as we are.

If all the stars and galaxies in the universe today were smoothed out into a uniform sea of atoms, there would only be about one atom in every cubic meter of space.

The chief reason people do not know God is not because He hides from them but because they hide from Him.

The finer the instrument, the greater the power. The mind is much finer and more powerful than the body.

Football has an important role to play in society. Players should have a sense of social responsibility, have a moral dimension to them which shows up in good conduct.