Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

A performance must capture or communicate with the mood and feelings of that very moment.

My students often ask me, 'What is sociology?' And I tell them, 'It's the study of the way in which human beings are shaped by things that they don't see.

I have arrived more definitely than any other painter during his lifetime

Welcome, Ruin said, to godhood.

If you thought Donald Trump was going to be swallowed up by the conventional Republican Party or by Washington, you were wrong.

People Propose, Science Studies, Technology Conforms.

Persecution, in short, is like the goldsmith's stamp on real silver and gold - it is one of the marks of a converted man.

Bader's philosophy was my philosophy. His whole attitude to life was mine.

He stared at his hot chocolate like it held the secret to the universe.

I prefer music that invents a universe.