Once a man is united to God, how could he not live forever?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

We are often jealous of our little secrets, though to another ear they generally convey neither profit nor entertainment.

Widespread justification formulate the most significant obstacles on the way to achieving a dream

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

My family was loving... they were very supportive and very affectionate, and basically I could do what I wanted, and basically it wasn't anything dangerous, thank God.

I'm a holy man minus the holiness. Hand that on to your three spies, and tell them to put it in their pipes.

For prayer is the language of the heart.

We are using our own skins for wallpaper and we cannot win.

In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me.

Care-charmer Sleep, son of the sable Night, Brother to Death, in silent darkness born; Relive my languish, and restore the light.