Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade with me to strip life down to what really is true.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

If you eliminate what no longer works, you illuminate what does.

In America, we have cities that are far more dangerous than Afghanistan.

It's always important to take time to study men -- important men. Friends and enemies.

Generally, I wake up, honestly it's creepy, but I wake up around 4:20.

The mind, the Buddha, living creatures - these are not three different things.

Can you take human form in daylight? (Talon) Obviously so. Ever tried to answer a phone without opposable thumbs? (Vane)

Television... is not a substitute for print.

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. They're sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.