Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Hundreds of young barefoot, long-haired, newly converted believers flocked to the church, and they brought their guitars with them.

More than ever before in human history, we share a common destiny. We can master it only if we face it together. And that is why we have the United Nations.

The importance that our society attaches to sport is incredible. After all, is football a game or a religion? The people of this country have allowed sports to get completely out of hand.

For through wondering human beings now and in the beginning have been led to philosophizing.

When you practice yoga, first your personality changes, the faith increases, then confidence improves

Labor, but slight not meditation; meditate, but slight not labor.

I long for scenes where man has never trod;... There to abide with my Creator, God.

My mum died when I was 14. That is a kind of strange age to lose a mother. John lost his mum when he was 17.

A servant cannot be greater than his master.

The movement of the soul along the path of duty, under the influence of holy love to God, constitutes what we call good works.