Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Learning how to learn involves examining assumptions. Mulla Nasrudin tales very often fulfil this funcition.

Sometimes we need to look at everything going wrong in our lives and admit to ourselves, "I am the only common denominator here.

OK, publishing a book and releasing a movie is all very well, but Tottenham beating Man. U. 3-2... priceless.

In every community, there is work to be done. In every nation, there are wounds to heal. In every heart, there is the power to do it.

I would kiss you, had I the courage.

There is nothing Clever about not being Happy

All of my life I have always had the urge to do things better than anybody else.

I got a part as a chorus girl in a show called Every Sailor and I had fun doing it. Mother didn't really approve of it, through.

I love Wilco's "I'm the Man Who Loves You." Nels Cline has that weird guitar slide at the beginning and the song is whispered actually.