Once comics become your life, you have to make decisions on what you spend your time on.

You have two things of value: your monastery and your people. Translate the book for me, and I'll let you keep one. Which will it be?

It's like killing each other is the only thing we know how to do.

I don't want a new purpose. I want what's mine. I want my birthright.

I always come here when I can't sleep [. . .] every night.

What happened yesterday was obviously a mistake, and it will never be spoken of again. Goodbye forever.

I am not a conqueror. I am nothing like you.

With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.

You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.

[He] didn’t like to think of himself as vain, but there were definitely times when he wished there was someone on hand to take his photograph.

If you went to your closet today, would you pull out the same outfit you wore 10 or 15 years ago? You wear feelings and faith differently as well.

Government has a legitimate function, but the private sector has one too, and it is superior. In other words, people are better than institutions.

Whatever God would want me to do... love each other and help others. I want to add, not take away.

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.

Democratic nation states remain far more capable of managing the circuit of coercion, taxation and legitimation than any transnational bodies.

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.