Once in a while there are things the brain simply refuses to accept as being true because they appear too improbable, too unlikely, too preposterous.

Is it possible for anyone in Germany, nowadays, to raise his right hand, for whatever the reason, and not be flooded by the memory of a dream to end all dreams?

America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men's cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick.

As for lawyers, it's more fun to play one than to be one.

I, a stranger and afraid, in a world I never made.

Self-preservation is the first principle of our nature.

Somebody said, there is no show if it goes legal. But actually, there is.

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

Darkness is dawn not yet born.

I just think that we're capable of so much more; we don't utilize all our capacity like we should.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

Freedom to reject is the only freedom.

Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.