Once the federal government has control of your health care, that means they can dictate your behavior.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats.

'Rubberneck' has nothing to do with comedy, nor does it follow comedic people.

Live Foods and Exercise = Good Health and Happiness. Make eating the right foods and daily workouts a top priority.

I go out with a lot of British people. Some of them say I sound a little tipsy.

The only way to make real wealth is to get rid of your salary. In a salary, by definition, you are creating wealth for others, and you are creating a chain and handcuffs for yourself.

Evangelicals are distraught over the state of America because they have not been taught that we're aliens here.

While I love Mohammed and Jesus Christ'I reject all men's religions, not just Islam, but Christianity, Judaism and whatever else the men use for a whip.

It was an act of devotion. A little like writing or loving someone — it doesn’t always feel worthwhile, but not giving up somehow creates unexpected meaning over time.

I hope it never becomes normal to feel scrutinized.

The American Dream is still alive and well… it’s just no longer in the United States.