Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Life is sacred existence.

And for the world's orphans. A portion of this book's proceeds will go to you.

Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.

Words are feminine; deeds are masculine.

I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.

One's appreciation of nature is never more acute than when a bit of nature is injected into one's flesh.

Dust on gold doesn't change the nature of gold.

Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possilble. This power becomes available to you just as soon as you can change your beliefs.

We shall together open the doors of good politics and will work without indulging in political untouchability.

Our present condition is, Legislation without law; wisdom without a plan; a constitution without a name; and, what is strangely astonishing, perfect independence contending for dependence.