Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

If you think fate is fickle, try tempting it

Life is a test. Without problems to solve, it wouldn’t be much of a test.

When you pray you rise to meet in the air those who are praying at that very hour, and whom save in prayer you may not meet.

The dynamic, creative present, however conditioned and restricted by the effects of prior presents, possesses genuine initiative.

To be loved by God is the highest relationship.

I believe love produces a certain flowering of the whole personality which nothing else can achieve.

Almost every magazine piece I've ever written, I felt like I haven't done it justice, like it was just a gloss.

The thing that I like about being me is that everybody gets a different feeling from me.

It worked well because Don Murray didn't want to be on Knots anymore.

The people have got to trust in themselves.