Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

It is myopic to base sweeping change on the narrow experience of a few years.

Life may be scaryBut it’s only temporary.And this is perhaps the most comforting conclusion to be reached if one discounts the possibility of meaning.

Fiction novels, that's my game.

The more one knows, the more one simplifies.

You want this so badly—this second chance, this chance at real redemption—that you can’t see the truth.

Every person in therapy has a love disorder.

To be totally understanding makes one very indulgent.

When I don't know the answer to something, I write a book about it because it gives me a chance to explore it and go to some people who do have the answers.

It is not helpful to have those kind of comments come out when we've got troops in combat.

My Poor Dad Often Said, 'I'd Rather Be Happy Than Rich.' My Rich Dad Said, 'Why Not Be Both?'