Once you fall in love... It's different.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I hate myself, and I want to die

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

The worst crime is faking it.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

Ow. Stop that. It hurts my brain.Isn't your brain distributed through your entire body?See why I want you to stop with the doublethink?-Sergeant Schlock & Captain Tagon

To let one into your mind was to give him or her all your secrets.

Nice. I like a little desperation ina guy. It builds character.

Obedience brings success exact obedience brings miracles.

Man is an abyss, and I turn giddy when I look down into it.

A good novel doesn't just transcend the boundaries of its target market - it knows nothing about target markets.

I'm not against work, I think work is great, I work a lot; but if you want to play, the consequences must not be important.

When you are not writing, you are a writer too. It doesn't leave you.

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now.

Surfers are in tune with the weather because if there's a storm coming, there are waves coming. I love the rain.