Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.

You have to own your days and name them, each one of them, every one of them, or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.

You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.

You have got to own your days and live them each one of them every one of them or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.

People with vision sees opportunity where there is problem. They see money not problem.

You would not experiencing great change unless you were ready for the transformation. Embrace the new you that's emerging.

As an actor, one is so appreciative when one is working. I think I am lucky that I have the opportunity to work having that total dependence on an external validation.

There's a huge difference between who I am when I make music and who I am the rest of the time.

I think we need to get back to truth-based news. It won't be easy, but we better do it because otherwise we're not acting on information.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.

Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing

To get the right answer, it helps to ask the right question.

The difference of the degrees in which the individuals of a great community enjoy the good things of life has been a theme of declaration and discontent in all ages.