Once you get to earth orbit, you're halfway to anywhere in the solar system.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

The truth is not in the commercial media because the truth is a dagger pointed at its heart, which is its pocketbook.

With humor and humility you can withstand anything.

You don’t have to be positive all the time. It’s perfectly okay to feel sad, angry, annoyed, frustrated, scared, or anxious. Having feelings doesn’t make you a ‘negative person.’ It makes you human.

You can seize away my opportunities but never the passion that I possess.

Service is the rent we pay for the life we have been given.

There's a fine line between a superpower and a chronic medical condition.

If there were no hell, the loss of heaven would be hell.

Sometimes people fear the truth. They'd rather not speak to you than know what you really think.

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

I want to be awake. I want to choose kindness, live & let live. I want joy, gratitude, and peace today.