Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Every single day I'll keep you with me, no matter how far from me you are.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

This serpent, SATAN, is not the enemy of Man, but He who made Gods of our race, knowing Good and Evil; He bade 'Know Thyself!' and taught Initiation.

A man had given all other bliss, And all his worldly worth for this To waste his whole heart in one kiss Upon her perfect lips.

Hip-hop has never had boundaries - the more adventurous it is, the more popular it seems to be.

I've seen death and I didn't like it.

Do not bother about to be recorded in history, try not to become a thing of the past!

Music is moral law. It is the essence of order and leads to all that is good, true and beautiful.

I really love eating, so I love reading about food, and I religiously read the dining section in newspapers.

Shift your attention from words to silence and you will hear.