Once you let go of your morals, everything becomes funny

You should never write your own resume, personal ad, or obituary. In all three cases it is better to show your humility by letting someone else lie for you.

Nobody can discover the world for somebody else. Only when we discover it for ourselves does it become common ground and a common bond and we cease to be alone.

It's very hard to tour.

If you and I always agree, then one of us is redundant.

Mum would have a panic attack if she had to stand up and give a speech around a table.

To the lack of incentive to effort, which is the awful shadow under which we live, may be traced the wreck and ruin of scores of colored youth.

I think helped our players in terms of being able to fight through some adversity along the way.

I always figure I'm not unique, and something that would please me hopefully would please a lot of other people that have the same tastes that I do.

The world is a den of crazies.

Study is like the heaven's glorious sun, That will not be deep-searched with saucy looks: Small have continual plodders ever won, Save base authority from others' books.

One thing that is not to be underestimated is American cultures influence on the rest of the world.