Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

Sometimes you fail your chemistry test and other times it's explosive.

Novels can tell us so much about life. They have the power to enrich our own lives in so many different ways. They're not just for entertaining us, although that would be enough.

There is a sunrise or a sunset from space every 92 minutes so there is an incredible amount of beauty to see from up there.

The mind creates with thoughts and logic, but it sees with light. The heart creates with the emotions and feelings and dreaming, but it sees with darkness.

When the characters are really alive before their author, the latter does nothing but follow them in their action, in their words, in the situations which they suggest to him.

When the elephant decides to walk through the village, all the dogs come out and bark.

There are optical illusions in time as well as space.

I should have been an abortion. The only reason I wasn't was that my father was a Christian.

Begin to live each day as if it was your last.

No race of barbarians ever existed yet offered up children for money