Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous, beautiful creature.

Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

For now I'm just enjoying being a mom. I don't want to be more famous and more rich. I want to be a good mom.

I know that when I like music, when it touches my heart, that it will touch your heart, too. That, I think, is the secret to my success.

I love the comic opportunities that come up in the context of a father-son relationship.

Decide in your heart of hearts what really excites and challenges you, and start moving your life in that direction

For most people, the authentic things are relationships, friends, and family.

I had TB as a child. So I was put to doing things like drawing and reading. And I was raised in a family where manners were important. Maybe that's why I seem so refined.

You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it.

Will you say England belongs to other nationals because they are there in largenumbers?

My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph.

I went to Phuket already, but would love to go to Chiang Mai one day.