Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.

If you want to be an actor, you need to learn how to act first, even in sketch comedy.

Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun.

I'm friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.

It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.

When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn't understand why the weight wasn't just falling off.

There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood.

My mother, she's like, She can work on herself.

I thought that somehow your life would be much different when you're famous... and it's not. You just buy more stuff.

When you are mad at yourself, you are mad at everybody.

His vision was religious and clean, and therefore his paintings were without decoration or superfluous comment, since a religious man respects the power of God's creation to bear witness for itself.

When all that's left mediocrity and each day just bleeds into the next.

Epistemology is the study of knowledge. By what conduit do we know what we know?

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect.

Happy endings come in different packages

I am of the opinion that there is more high-quality television being produced than at any time in the history of television.

I like places where you can dance to crazy music, like Bedlam or Eastern Bloc in the East Village.

When faced with disaster, learn to laugh faster.

If there were no valleys of sadness and death, we could never really appreciate the sunshine of happiness on the mountain top.

Let us ask what is best - not what is customary. Let us love temperance - let us be just - let us refrain from bloodshed.