Once you're in the rumor mill, you never come out. You're stuck, constantly hearing the same half-truth stories about yourself.

The first thing to do after you get fired is to discover God

Be your own self. Love what YOU love.

Communism in a capitalist world requires eliminating the hope of the citizens for owning what others own.

You can't be taught to be brainy. You've either got it or you don't.

We cannot be kind to each other here for even an hour. We whisper, and hint, and chuckle and grin at our brother's shame; however you take it we men are a little breed.

Always roll up the sleeves on your shirt. It gives the impression that you're working, even if you're not.

A brother's sufferings claim a brother's pity.

When I was at university, the policemen used to measure how short the women's mini-skirts were and how long guys' hair was. We were living under a government that considers people to be soldiers.

There is nothing wrong with people that reasoning with them won't aggravate!