Once you reject evidence as a source of knowledge, you don't gotta believe nothin' you don't like.

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.

Love without evidence is stalking.

You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.

Define yourself by what you love.

I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me

Fall seven times, Stand up eight

Avoid your comfort zone - it's probably outdated anyway.

I can find no warrant for such appropriation in the Constitution.

You can't transmit a landscape, happily enough.

Forgiveness is choosing to love.

I'm doing 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter' with Katie Finneran and Jaime Pressly.

All pro sports, as well as the NCAA, should thank God every day we have sports betting here... We have the only agency in the world that regulates the honesty of games.

If the devil walks in and starts pointing out all kinds of things about you, you yawn. And you go, 'You don’t even know the half of it.'

Managers tell you where you are, leaders tell you where you're going.

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.