Once you sell people fear, they'll buy just about anything.

The hardest things to write are often the best things to read. And the most deserving to be written.

Be nice to people on the way up. Not because you might meet them on the way back down, but.. because what's the point in going through life being a c**t to everyone

At 23 I thought I knew everything, by 33 I realised I knew nothing.

In the past people used to rob banks, now the banks rob the people.

Liberty will always triumph over fear and fundamentalism. Our desire to be free is greater than their desire to terrorise and our capacity to love far exceeds their capacity to hate.

Wine is not a magic serum of truth. It just silences that smart little voice in your head which advises against saying some dumb shit.

I don't like sleeping in the dark jungle by myself.Ren

The best tool in a writer's arsenal is a reader's imagination.

If you're in a successful play and the play is working well - I mean successful because the audiences like it, the audiences respond well - it's a pleasure.

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.

Hell yes! Gentle birth’s got to be good for something!

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

I would rather spend one night with Dracula dead than with my husband alive.

I am trying to be unfamiliar with what I'm doing.

There are some people who still don't understand. But I know by the end of my fulfillment they will.

You cannot understand the glories of the universe without believing there is some Supreme Power behind it.