One Rockette, who's probably a lug head, doesn't even know which end's up or down, ends up making news, and the media loves to present it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Evils carries the numbers 666. I am an opposite. I am 999.

Do what you will. I do not fear death.

Maybe that was the definition of life everlasting: the belief that the next generation would carry your work forward.

The enjoyment of one's tools is an essential ingredient of successful work.

In giving alms, let us rather look at the needs of the poor than his claim to your charity.

If you want to be successful, you have to be the best person doing it. And in order to be the best person doing it, you have to get your work ethic right and keep going.

The future would end up finding out the truth about the past.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

The weekend brought good news for our friends in the cattle industry. At long last, Japan has taken the steps needed for American beef to make its way back into the Japanese market.

There is no object to life. To nature nothing matters but the continuation of the species.