One avoids Creolisms. Some families completely forbid Creole and mothers ridicule their children for speaking it.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

I want the world to recognize with me the open door of every consciousness

The path to success lies in finding something you have a passion for, care deeply about, and are willing to apply all of your energy and focus to.

Faith is, by its very definition, belief without proof.

I believe in forgiveness.

There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, look!

Intelligent people make decisions based on opportunity costs.

Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war.

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.

Going out there in the water, it feels as if there's nothing wrong with me.

Whatever it takes to win.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.