One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

It's nice to see how the suffering goes away in time. It always does

What's good about growth? Why is it intrinsically good?

In my way of thinking, anything is possible. Life is at the bottom of things and belief at the top, while the creative impulse, dwelling in the center, informs all.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

A composition is an arrangement, built out of parts, that aims at seamlessness.

Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks.

The circumstances we ask God to CHANGE are often the circumstances God is using to CHANGE US.

We'll climb with you and steal your women.

The keener the want the lustier the growth.