One can not come back from life.

Nothing is expensive when you promise.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.

Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again.

People will never get in touch with democracy. It's always surrounded by bodyguards.

Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.

Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!

Playing a fool is the best paid role.

In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.

Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.

In his opinion, working was vastly overrated. Particularly as a way to build character, for everyone who engaged in it was far too snappish and fussy, and seemed to have no manners at all.

Sooner or later, all men will do and know all things.

Towering genius...thirsts and burns for distinction; and, if possible, it will have it, whether at the expense of emancipating slaves or enslaving freeman.

Although I cannot believe that the individual survives the death of his body, feeble souls harbor such thought through fear or ridiculous egotism.

I firmly believe kids don't want your understanding. They want your trust, your compassion, your blinding love and your car keys, but you try to understand them and you're in big trouble.

When I go to a fine dining restaurant, I'm excited and I do expect to find proposals to wake my senses.

Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.

Teenagers falling off skateboards - funny. Nut shots - funny. Breaking wind - funny. The world cannot change those. Those three things are columns upon which humor is built.

What is more agreeable than one's home?