One can regard the moral law as an illusion, and so cut himself off from the common ground of humanity.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies the hardest victory is the victory over self.

At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one

Patience is that the heart does not feel anger towards that which is destined and that the mouth does not complain.

Almost every great innovation was [created] by government.

A tour is the most intense, stimulating way to hear music; it's the best form to receive it. There's genuine excitement from people. I feel like we've stepped up a level.

We must conceive of this whole universe as one commonwealth of which both gods and men are members.

The really explicit phrase is doors of perception.

To strive for something better - at least there's a chance.