One can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.

You must be sure that whatever health is brought to mankind it all comes from God.

I love insult, it's always honest.

Knowing God is more important than knowing about God.

We need fantasy to survive because reality is too difficult.

Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.

Many people tell me what I ought to do and just how I ought to do it, but Few have made me want to do something.

Everton are literally a bag of Revells.

Civilization is over-rated, but there isn't much else.