One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Acts of Kindness:A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life.

Mister, when I see my first lady angel, if God ever sees fit to show me one, it’ll be her wings not her face that’ll make my mouth fall open. I’ve already seen the prettiest face that ever could be.

Our love is an adventurous melody, our souls forever as one.

No man can use his brain to think for another.

If I had my life to live over, I'd have spent more hours in worship.

As history proves abundantly, mathematical achievement, whatever its intrinsic worth, is the most enduring of all.

If I were to name the three most precious resources of life, I should say books, friends, and nature.

I've never believed in cheapening music by going according to what some people think is public taste.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

Most great companies in tech have been built by personal referrals for the first...at least 100 employees and often many more.