One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Yours is the light by which my spirit's born: - you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.

First you jump off the cliff and build your wings on the way down.

Ah yes, the head is full of books. The hard part is to force them down through the bloodstream and out through the fingers.

You decide for yourself when it will hurt.

..no meal is good enough to justify all the money and effort wasted in preparing it. It is an illusion and an expense. Live as I do, undeceived.

No non-poetic account of reality can be complete.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

Were I not a king, I would be a university man.

Life is a precious gift, but we realize this only when we give it to others.