One could say, that #‎ Masons were raised right.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

To visualize that which doesn't exist, yet to believe with confidence that it can be realized, is truly something miraculous.

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

People tell me they want to make the Bible relevant. Nonsense. The Bible's already relevant. You're the one that's irrelevant!

Who saves his country violates no law.

Facts are, insurance ratings are really dependent on the notion that some people are higher risk than others.

Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz.

We know that if one man's rights are denied, the rights of all are endangered.

Eating chocolates or popping pills won't reduce depression.Instead, one must read Gita. This will help relieve the stress and depression in life. It will help in dealing with challenges of life.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

We must learn to lean upon ourselves; we must learn to plan and execute business enterprises of our own; we must learn to venture our pennies if we would gain dollars.