One day, God said 'Let there be prey.' And he created pigeons, rabbits, lambs and Gene Wilder.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

Let us humour if we can The vertical man Though we value none But the horizontal one.

The slowness of time, for a man who knows nothing will happen, is brutal.

That, in its essence, is Fascism — ownership of Government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power.

Theres a stigma on the word therapy. People relate it to big problems. Thats something we have to change. Going to therapy can be very healthy. It can change the way you see things and treat others.

I think the biggest change has been realizing I now have three children.

If I were called upon to define briefly the word Art, I should call it the reproduction of what the senses preceive in nature, seen through the veil of the soul.

My best girl is dead.

You can't go out and adopt Democrat policies all the way or halfway to show that you're not what they think you are.

I'm a logic monster, if things don't make sense I've gotta make sense of them. I enjoy helping to develop material for movies, it's a way for me to get into the part.

Progress is the stride of God.