One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!

Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.

But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice.

I never killed anyone. I avoid going over that edge by writing about a guy who has taken a flying leap over it.

Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth.

I think there is something a little too self conscious about enjoying being an outsider.

Why does this person who is sitting behind a desk and never watches cartoons is arguing about what cartoons should be like. Its so creepy realizing that this person is a lunatic.

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them. I have fun with however he handles the situation.

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.

The world would be a much nicer place if people only used guns on themselves.

Traveler! If you keep wandering in the path of wisdom you too eventually become a man of wisdom!

The enemy is subtle, how be it we are so deceived, when truth's in our hearts and we still don't believe.

Make yourself an example, achieve it, but don't hurt anyone on the way up. I don't think I did that.

As a man may be eating all day, and for want of digestion is never nourished, so these endless readers may cram themselves in vain with intellectual food.

A bowler can make or break a chap.

When you're not under a 'series regular' contract, and other jobs come up, you try to juggle everything.

Look at a man in the midst of doubt & danger and you will learn in his hour of adversity what he really is.

I can't imagine what it is like to be raised in a society where their only statues that exist are to you and your father.

Art to me is not precious enough that I feel territorial about what the word gets applied to. Conversations about what counts as art and what doesn't doesn't captivate my attention very much.

I meet new Walt Whitmans everyday. There are a dozen of them afloat. I don't know which Walt Whitman I am.