One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe.

The Original Sin which brought us to the brink of bankruptcy and dictatorship was the Federal Income Tax Amendment and its illegitimate child, Federal Aid.

When I'm on the net, someone always wants to chat with me. But outside of MySpace, it's a completely different world. I don't get recognized that much on the street.

In person I don't have that many friends. I'm a pretty tight-knit guy with the people that I know. Offline, I have no more than four or five friends.

Apple likes me, but they strongly prefer my money.

A racist is a man who believes in history, genetics, and his eyes!

I think we have replaced MTV. MySpace is more convenient. You can search for things, while MTV is just delivering things to you. On MySpace you can pick your own channel and go where you want.

Be with people who like you for who you are, not what you have.

Martial art has always been my first love.

The onset of a crisis is usually triggered by a spectacular failure which shakes confidence in fictitious forms of capital.

Trifling favors are readily acknowledged, though cheaply esteemed; but important ones are most rarely remembered.

The true harvest of my life is intangible - a little star dust caught, a portion of the rainbow I have clutched.

It was all completely incomprehensible to me. I was fearful of the language. You had to look up every third word.

A resourceful person will always make opportunity fit his or her needs.

There is no meaningful yes unless the individual could also have said no.

The man who becomes angry never does a great amount of work, and the man whom nothing can make angry accomplishes so much.

After meeting the family, they really felt like a sitcom family, ... I thought it would be cool if we did a reality show, but told it with the visual language of a sitcom format.