One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.

Invest your evaporating time and leave a legacy behind for future generations.

Most of the other visitors were chained to their audio guides, looking only at what their little headsets told them was worth seeing.

Having faith is like having an extra energy source. It allows you to keep moving forward when all logic tells you, you can't.

The objective is to enlarge the scope of your advantage which can only happen at someone else's expense.

If you once understand an author's character, the comprehension of his writings becomes easy.

We are sitting on a cornucopia of knowing that we had no way to access as a democracy. We couldn't get the democratization of the human capacity before our time.

Great endowments often announce themselves in youth in the form of singularity and awkwardness.

As a child, I've always been in trouble with men and the police have always had to get involved, through no fault of my own.

... the Eucharist profoundly enables the grace of God to be received with all its glories and blessings.

I cannot bear that you / Should think me faithful, when I am untrue.