One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Learning the Holocaust is not meant to scare you but to deepen your understanding about the world.

A child s a special possession from God.

All contests are unfair

I believe that Greenland will achieve independence during the time I am still active in politics.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

I want people to have the practical tools and resources they need to lead high quality, authentic lives.

I've never supported a wage tax and I've never supported a payroll tax.

Wishes, at least, are the easy pleasures of the poor.

A true conservative is on the side of science.

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.