One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

Change is a friend to a life with a vision, but an enemy to an aimless person.

If you don't acknowledge differences, it's as bad as stereotyping or reducing someone.

The desire to fulfill the purpose for which we were created is a gift from God.

Louis Pasteur, the great scientist, said "chance favours the prepared mind", which is a posh way of saying 'do your homework', but it's an excellent piece of advice.

I don't deny or affirm anything. I'm not very personal.

I try to live in a little bit of my own joy and not let people steal it or take it.

She really did like me, the idiot.

Among adults – and among orphans – Wilbur Larch noted that delirious happiness was rare.

Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.

I could ride away and hide away Where we were miles apart But when I got there I'd find you there Right in my heart