One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.

It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.

Artistic symbols and myths speak out of the primordial, preconscious realm of the mind which is powerful and chaotic. Both symbol and myth are ways of bringing order and form into this chaos.

the power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and one will ever save you.

If people were rain, I was a drizzle and she was a hurricaine

Years, lovers, and glasses of wine. These are things that should never be counted.

The best time to act on this was decades ago. The second best time is now.

Having a soul, they say, is like taking sadness and turning it into something beautiful.

A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.

That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the rain forest, this earth is toast.

The Pope and God are the same, so he has all power in Heaven and earth.

I realized my dream and was proud to be a Superstar. I never won a title, but being hired by WWE and being a Superstar, to me, was like winning a championship.