One great difference between a wise man and a fool is, the former only wishes for what he may possibly obtain; the latter desires impossibilities.

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

The wise man belongs to all countries, for the home of a great soul is the whole world.

Everywhere man blames nature and fate yet his fate is mostly but the echo of his character and passion, his mistakes and his weaknesses.

Life unexamined, is not worth living.

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.

The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age is in discretion.

More men have become great through practice than by nature.

The brave man is not only he who overcomes the enemy, but he who is stronger than pleasures. Some men are masters of cities, but are enslaved to women.

My enemy is not the man who wrongs me, but the man who means to wrong me.

If you see a leader solving one conflict wisely, remember he is working hard to prevent 10 of such from happening!

We wanted to raise a generation of heretics, but instead we raised a generation of ignoramuses

Instead of bringing it back and putting the money to work, because they can't work out a deal to - and everybody agrees it should be brought back.

Bibles are strong entrenchments. Where they abound, men cannot pursue wicked courses, and at the same time enjoy quiet conscience.

Tolerance is just a fancy word for ignoring a fascist ideology. Acceptance is the only way.

I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.

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Don't cling to anything. Clinging is the cause of our being unconscious.

Sweet are the little brooks that run O'er pebbles glancing in the sun, Singing in soothing tones.

I'll be damned for never a king's son in Christendom.