One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The ritual denunciation of the so-called ‘socialist’ states is replete with distortions and often outright lies.

In search of my mother's garden, I found my own.

When others asked the truth of me, I was convinced it was not the truth they wanted, but an illusion they could bear to live with.

Do you want to trust your life in God's pocket or keep it in your own?

Never say anything that, down inside, you think is wrong.

It is the professed goal [of U.S. multinational corporations] to control as large a share of the world market as they do of the United States market.

I enjoy bringing humanity to complex characters.

Man's most sacred privilege is freedom of will, the ability to obey or disobey his Maker.

Sometimes I think I'm a one-trick pony because I'm not very inventive about new ways of telling stories.

Atheists say no one can prove the existence of God but I say no one can disprove that God exists I see God in everything I feel his presence everywhere to me I know that he exists.