One hundred infidels committed suicide as they entered the holy city of Baghdad. Their tanks will become their tombs.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

Where joy in an old pencil is not absurd.

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.

Tis the hard grey weather Breeds hard English men.

A story is not the same thing when it ends as it was when it began.

With nonfiction, I go in trying to be really honest about what my preconceptions are.

Inexpressibly beautiful appears the recognition by man of the least natural fact, and the allying his life to it.

Nothing so uncertain as general reputation. A man injures me from humor, passion, or interest; hates me because he has injured me; and speaks ill of me because he hates me.

People think I'm crazy because I travel too much, but I haven't been doing any of that lately because I got a little sick this year and I've tried to take care of it.

Every director is completely different.

To glorify democracy and to silence the people is a farce; to discourse on humanism and to negate people is a lie.