One hundred trout are needed to support one man for a year. The trout, in turn, must consume 90,000 frogs, that must consume 27 million grasshoppers that live off of 1,000 tons of grass.

Stay here with me, Trishy. Don’t go back to your old life. Make a new one, here. With me. I know it’s a hell of a big thing I’m asking—but I’m asking. Stay.- Joe

I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.

Love is a strange commodity, because you can't import it if you don't also export it.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Nancy, you're a whiz, as I've often told you," her friend declared.

In every loving woman there is a priestess of the past - a pious guardian of some affection, of which the object has disappeared.

If I was truly as brave as I thought I was, I'd have let him go. But I loved him, and I wasn't that brave.

I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

For every pleasure, there must be a sacrifice.

You can't make everybody love you. It's an exercise in futility, and it's probably not even a good idea to try.